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Stewart Whisenant's avatar

This just in from Faux News, some absolutely verified, evidence-based information that is now part of the “shared reality” we call American politics: The denizens of Mar-a-largo, Trump’s shit hole gated mansion and all the Florida communities in its proximity are eating Donald Trump’s shit. I know, it’s a shocking revelation, but it’s true and that’s why the folks in my neck of the woods call Trump and his MAGA army shitheads! For them, eating shit is no big deal. It’s like the Haitians eating pets, which is a verified fact, right? The Trumpsters have gotten used to Herr Trump’s fecal burgers over the years, just like all the obese Americans who have adjusted to eating cheese burgers, french fries and pizzas and other shitty fast food that makes heart disease in America the number one killer! For these folks, having heart disease, diabetes and way too much body fat has been normalized, just like eating Donald’s toxic turds has been normalized for the MAGAts. In other words, the shit heads have been habituated to eating Trump’s shit and they’re OKAY with it. Somehow, there’s a benefit derived from ingesting Donny’s lie-infused stools… The question remaining for enterprising investigative journalists searching for a story out there in TV Land is, does Donny’s shit have real peanuts in it?

As for me, as a dedicated whole foods, plant-based eater, I proudly stand with poet E.E. Cummings’ character, Olaf, Glad and Big, who said: “There is some shit I will not eat!"

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Garth's avatar

As a follow up, her post today provides a link between a series of stories she has written, including near its end, the story on female personhood.

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